Real Life Anecdotes About Telephone Cellphones

Last evening my mom was having a telephone conversation: “Yeah…no…never…ho..w..stupid…no..nsense…are you nuts?...I can’t…I said, I can’t…I don’t care…” guess with whom she was talking to? Yes…with my wife.
No doubt technology is reaching new heights. But inventors can spend little more time and enhance the telephone auto-response system. When I dial a wrong number I would be happy to hear "You have dialed a wrong number, let me dial the right number for you" instead of just saying "you have dialed a wrong number"
There are so many telephone numbers in my address book which I've never called for the past 145 years. I have no clue why it is still floating around. I know I am not going call these people, I know that they are not going to call me (In fact, I wonder if they are still alive), But I'm hesitant to throw these telephone numbers. I don't know for what joy I'm still preserving it.
Very Public: I go to public telephone booth and all my personal conversations are heard by the public who are waiting outside the booth. I wish we had sound-proof public telephone booths.
Why am I born? Why do I die? and what am I doing spending so much time in between loosing cell phones, going for haircuts and typing on facebook?
Have you heard of a person who lost his mobile phone, which was kept in the trouser's side pocket, while riding the bike? you guessed it. I lost my mobile phone. Moral of the story: :~(((((((((
I have 12 different sized suitcases at home, but their handles are broken. So, I always end up carrying these suitcases either on my shoulders or on my head while I travel with my family. I feel it is much easier to carry the family burden than to carry these family suitcases. Please! Inventors, Please! stop worrying about Iphones and Androids for sometime and do something about the suitcase handlesI think I should buy a transparent cell phone pouch. For the 3rd time for this month, I brought the empty cell phone pouch to office thinking that there is cell phone in it.
I wonder how to make my mom understand technology. She even answers the recorded messages of my mobile phone service provider. tring-tring, tring-tring! My mom picks the call and the call goes "Hi, get the caller tunes by sending an sms to 2435 with fre..." my mom interrupts, "No, but sridhar is not availab..." and recorded message continues "...or call us to get a free.." my mom "But, listen..."I'd better safeguard my mobile phone, because, last night, in my dream I saw my 4 year old son dropping my cellphone in a bucket of water
Life has changed. My kids are not like I use to be. When I was a kid, the first word I uttered was, “Mummy”. But, recently, my kid said his first word, “Hello”. Perhaps, he saw either me or my wife were on the cell phone most of the time. My wife and I should stop talking over the cellphone in front the kid before he catches up the rest of the phrase; “Hello, why the hell did you call?”
Mobile phone service providers are the kindest of all. When I dial my own cell number, they say "please, try again after some time" and never say "you stupid, you have dialed your own number. Have you gone nuts? lost your brain...?..fool...?
My mom is very kind. She even answers the recorded messages of my mobile phone service provider. tring-tring, tring-tring! My mom picks the call and the call goes "Hi, get the caller tunes by sending an sms to 2435 with fre..." my mom interrupts "no, but sridhar is not.." and recorded message goes "...or call us to get a free.." my mom "but, listen..."
Some people are extremely patient. last night, I thought I called my close friend, spoke to him for 25 minutes after which a kind voice spoke from the other end of the phone saying "sir, I'm sorry, I think you've got the wrong number"