Real Life Anecdotes About School

I still remember those school days when one of my teachers use to start the class saying "Good Morning students. Those who have not completed the homework, get out of the classroom and kneel down, and students who have done their homework, check the spelling mistakes before submitting the book. One spelling mistake, I will kill you". My question is, "Why, GOOD morning?"I still remember, during school days, I was picked by my school captain to the team only because I was his best friend. I know, my team knows, my captain knows that I was the worst player any cricket team can ever have.I still remember. During school days, i volunteerly raise my hand, to the series of questions teacher ask, and answer them wrong. 20 questions, 20 wrong answers by me. What joy in volunteering?I still remember. During school days, while answering true of false questions, out of guess, I use to tick "True" for nine of the ten questions. And then, start wondering whether any test would ever have that high percentage of Trues.I still remember. In school days, There was an attempt by half the classroom to claim a physics test paper, that scored 94%, but with no name on it. I was one among the class who tried to own this test paper.My 3 year old son is performing worse in his preschool than I do at my work. Recently, his teacher asked, "What is your father's name?", He, "My father's name is 'Dad", Teacher, "What is your mother's name?", He, "My mother's name is 'Mom'"Now I know how to wake up my 2-year old son. Today morning, I, "Son, wake up, it is time to go to school", He, "ZZZZ...ZZZ", I, "Your teacher will not allow you inside if you are late to school", He, "ZZZZZ....ZZZZ", I, "Don't you aspire to