Real Life Anecdotes About Office Printer

My office printer is more like my mom and wife, especially when there is an issue. Like my mom and wife, it starts giving too many instructions during a disaster. Last evening, a paper got jammed in the printer and you should've seen the printer’s attitude, “OPEN the FRONT PANEL”, “ROTATE THE RED SWITCH”, “PULL THE PAPER”, “CLEAN THE LENS”, I mean, why should "I" clean the lens when the PRINTER has problems. So rude!Offlate my office printer has become too talkative. To print a simple word document, it says, 'No paper in tray 1, pls load any of the trays and press ok', I, 'ok', Printer, 'The paper size not matching, would you like to fix it', I, 'Yes', printer, 'Pls enter password' I, 'Enter', printer, 'Would you like to save the pswd' I, 'No' printer, 'In the future you'll be able to log in automatically, press ok to confirm' I 'Forget it, I don't need any print, I'd rather write the entire document by hand'