One to Two Minute Short Humorous Stories about Movies and Movie Theatres - Facebook Updates
Movie theaters should spend some extra money to buy chairs that have broader armrests. Last week, I and my wife were struggling, maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater.
My 5 old son watching movies is posing a new problem to me these days. Last week he watched a movie in which the hero dies and yesterday he watched another movie that has the same hero. Confusingly he asked me, "Dad, this hero was dead last week but how is he alive now, in this movie?"
My friend is jealous of my old 1995 model cell phone though he has a brand new apple Iphone. I can make calls from my old cellphone but he can't with his new cellphone as he stays in a hill station & there is hardly any network coverage. Now, he is using apple iphone for everything from listening music to watching movies except making calls. Apple Iphone in a networkless hill station, IMAGINE!
My mother is against violence. And she expects me, as a son, to be that way. She politely says to me "I will kill you if you watch violent movies". How kind!
Next time, when you take your kids to watch movies, choose movies of their interest. Yesterday, for the first time, I took my kids to a movie theater. After the movie started, of about 20 minutes, I asked them how do they like it and I was expecting a positive response, but my son, "Dad, the movie is boring, please change the channel"
Since my childhood I have this problem whenever I go to cinema theaters. There will be one person in front of me at movies who, no matter which direction I lean in, will follow me and I end up watching his/her head rather than enjoying the movie.
Since my childhood I have this problem whenever I go to cinema theatres. There will be one person in front of me at movies who, no matter what direction I lean in, will follow me and I end up watching his/her head rather than enjoying the movie.
When it comes to watching TV, my wife likes watching movies, the first son likes watching cartoon network, my mom likes watching family episodes, my second son likes watching advertisements, and I like keeping the TV switch off in order to save electricity bill. But you know who wins? Myself. How? Half the time there is no power in our locality. God exists.
