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Profit from Your Experiences

By Shawnaschuh
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Two quotes today both of them short – and both fun and thoughtful –

The first fun – this is a Belgian Proverb – it says

 “Experience is the comb that Nature gives us after we are bald.”

Now – thoughtful – Joseph Collins said,

 “A prudent person profits from personal experience, a wise one from the experience of others.”

As we wrap up this week of the theme on experience –can you look at your past and future experiences as gifts? Of course that answer is yes – now – will you?

Friday Funny:

Aging Aunt Mildred was a 93-year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out his old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart, since it was badly broken in the first place.

Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become a vegetable and a burden to someone, she called her doctor’s office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be on a woman. The doctor said, ‘Your heart would be just below your left breast’.

Later that night…….. Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her knee

You Create Your Day by the way You Think! Be Present!

Go make it a Magnificent Day!

Blessings, Shawna

www.RelationalResults.com


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