Gingerfightback can end the speculation. In a few weeks time Princess Kate will soon give birth.
To A CHILD!
As Royal watcher Lemuel Four-By-Two exclaimed, “This is remarkable news, whilst at the same time slightly disappointing. Kate is so much better, nicer, cleaner and clevererererer than anybody else, I thought she would have produced at least a planet with a species akin to mankind sitting at the apex of its evolution. Still can’t have everything. Wanna buy a towel?”
Even nutty Prince Charles thought this was going to happen so he donned a sausage on his royal bonce in order to greet the leader of the Katen peoples.
“Apparently they love a banger, free range and organic naturally,” The Prince told a flunkey.
And Queenie herself had adopted the traditional garb of the “Little Green People.”
“Top Of One’s Morning To One”
Lavinia Wet-Wipe, National Secretary of Kate Is Great said, ”That girl could flog me one of her farts and then light it in front of me. I’d still be delighted. Whatever she does it is brilliant. And if you don’t agree I’ll cut yer knackers off. God Save The Queen!”
