Pre-Raphaelite Masterpiece Ophelia Sprouts Moustache To Honour Movember

Art experts were left agog this morning when it was discovered that Millais’ masterpiece “Ophelia” has become “Ophelia With Muzzy” to honor Movember.

“By the excretions of Queen Victoria I’m amazed! Astounded!” cried retired civil servant, John Wobbler who was on his way to the bakers to buy some fish for his cat on Thanksgiving Day.Without success. As an insurance policy he went to the bank to buy some fish. Again without success.