Hello Oily
My pet parrot recently told me that my bum did look big in my new dress. So I had the bastard whacked by a local Mafia hit squad. Do you think my bum looks big in this dress?
Psycho Anne, Next Door
Oily Replies;
Well Anne,
That is an interesting photo. Was looking at it upside down for 3 minutes before I realised.
Love the way you block out the sun. And are those feathers sticking out below your derriere? There was no mafia hit squad was there…You just sat on it right?
I should report you to the Save the Parrot Foundation that I have just created in my head. However I shall be more constructive. We are currently shooting a series of adult erotic dramas for fans of the more curvaceous and voluptuous human form. ‘Ride the Ripple’ we call it. There is a place or two for you if you are interested.
Wobble sister!
Oily
