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Polar: John Wick Made By Netflix Algorithm

Posted on the 14 February 2019 by Weminoredinfilm.com @WeMinoredInFilm

Polar, a Netflix Original about a retired hitman forced to fight back when his old boss and co-workers come gunning for his pension, plays great as a trailer and certainly holds your attention for a good chunk of its running time before the novelty wears off. In the end, it seems to have been run through the streaming giant's proprietary algorithm and fine-tuned to combine as many recognizable story elements as possible while also going much further with it than anyone would rightly expect. If there's a line something like John Wick or Eastern Promises won't go past, Polar jumps over it with coked-out abandon.

John Wick's so mad because they killed his dog? Whatever. Our assassin played by Mads " Hannibal " Mikkelsen actually kills his own dog on accident (translation: quick trigger finger) after having a PTSD nightmare! And you know what? He's totally cool with it. Buries the dog with no fuss.

Remember how violent Gareth Evans made everything in The Raid 2: Redemption? Well, just wait until you see Mikkelsen get a hold of a nail gun.

Is everyone still talking about Viggo Mortensen going full frontal in Eastern Promises' epic knight fight in that Turkish Bathhouse? Really? Whatever. Our assassin rolls around completely naked in a log cabin and takes down a team of assassins attacking him from all angles. But, wait, there's more - the also totally nude woman he was just having aggressive sex with is secretly one of the bad guys. So, he has to fight her off too.

The filmmakers might choose to call it Polar, but the algorithm has a different name: GCTC, or Guaranteed to Cut Through the C lutter.

That's probably why a minute into Polar, it feels like you're watching a rap video, with an aerial camera shot overlooking an oceanside palace before quickly zeroing in on a poolside couple. We gawk at Ruby O. Fee's every scantily-clad body part as she attempts to entice a coked-out-of-his-mind Johnny Knoxville into sex. Three minutes later, Knoxville has bullet holes in his head and chest as the result of a startling outburst of violence. A stylish, multi-ethnic group of assassins, including Fee, who turns out to have been the honeypot in this scenario, dance over his body like they're live-action Fortnite players.

It's an instant jolt of energy as if an entire film just took a giant hit of Nicolas Cage's LSD from Mandy. It's less movie, more music video because...

Oh, shit, this is one of those all-style, no-substance first features from a former music video director, isn't it?

Actually, not quite. Though most known for music videos like Madonna's "Ray of Light" and more recent efforts from Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Kesha, and U2, Polar director Jonas Åkerlund has made several feature films, running in tone from black comedy (2012's Small Apartments) to thriller (last year's Lords of Chaos). So, he's not exactly a newcomer still figuring how to properly balance visuals, style, and story.

Polar: John Wick Made By Netflix Algorithm

The reason you might think otherwise is that Polar is based on a dialogue-free webcomic series (Polar: Came from the Cold, pictured above) which was drawn in just three colors - black, white, and orange-red. The challenge of giving the story actual dialogue and bringing more color to the stylized imagery proved too tempting for Åkerlund to pass up, with the assistance of Jayson Rothwell's script which injects quite a bit of black comedy into the noir.

However, there's something perfectly poetic about that: A story so basic it needed no dialogue. A music video director who happily says things like "I have about 4 billion hits on my music videos on YouTube, and I'm really proud of that. That's what it's all about for me as a director" in interviews. And the Netflix algorithm making sure everyone talked about the movie for at least a week, although everyone seems to have already moved on and forgotten about it.

Polar: John Wick Made By Netflix Algorithm

The result: You probably won't care about Mikkelson's quest to save his meek neighbor (Vanessa Hudgens), but you'll definitely remember the part where he does the "I once caught a fish this big" trick from Dave but with robot arms capable of mowing down an entire warehouse of assassins. In the end, this is an all-style, no-substance graphic novel brought to life, glorious to look at, often a wonder to behold, but shallow and forgettable even with all of its extremes.

One last thing...

The black comedy and elevated reality of Polar exemplified: Hudgen convinces the well-traveled Mikkelsen to pitch in at the local school, not knowing he used to kill people. So, of course, he teaches the students the best ways to kill people using his real, very sharp knives, and they all applaud in joy with nary a peep from any of the onlooking adults.

No, I'm done this time, I swear...
Polar: John Wick Made By Netflix Algorithm

Most. Depressing. Richard. Dreyfuss. Cameo. Ever!

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Polar: John Wick Made By Netflix Algorithm

Grew up obsessing over movies and TV shows. Worked in a video store. Minored in film at college because my college didn't offer a film major. Worked in academia for a while. Have been freelance writing and running this blog since 2013. View all posts by Kelly Konda

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