CNN and Yahoo Sports report that the NFL will not allow fans to bring purses larger than a clutch bag to games this upcoming season. You can see the full rules from the NFL site by clicking here.
Here’s one item that is permitted: “One-gallon clear plastic freezer bag (Ziploc bag or similar).”
And here’s another that’s not permitted: “luggage of any kind…”
3 Comments We Expect To Hear Around Football Stadiums This Year
1. “Wait a minute, Dallas is playing New York? I thought this was an airport, just like the 50,000 other people in this security line with luggage and carry-on Ziploc bags full of toothpaste and other toiletries 3 ounces or less in size! How am I gonna make my flight to LaGuardia now?”
2. “This was a genius idea, Jenkins! Now that Ziploc is the new Louis Vuitton of the NFL, you have totally earned a promotion at the Ziploc-Or-Similar-Bag Corporation!”
3. “Don’t even get me started about how hard it was to squeeze all of this luggage into a one-gallon, clear freezer bag!”
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