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On Choosing A Sleeping Bag – By Paul Holland

By Gingerfightback @Gingerfightback

‘A bag with a zip but no baffle
Will be colder than a bag with a zip baffle’.

Well that’s me anyway
Always well baffled
Creaking up the stairs
Now bumping into the furniture
Walking into the corner,
The Sharp pointy bit of of a day
Not quite sure where things were left.

To seize on to, to catch
To hold on not to let go
Never worked
The draughts still got in
Twisting and turning in the bag
Caught up in lining
Too warm too cold
A quality bag will have no zip so no need of bafflement.
Cozy too.
Hell yeah, Always well baffled

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