Win an odor removal wall unit!
Most people look for odor removal solutions for pet odors.
When I was contacted by CritterZone about their odor removal wall unit, my first thought was not dog odors. My furry baby never smells, and when he does, he smells like love, which, incidentally, is a combination of ear wax and dirt.
No, I thought of odor removal for drunks.
There is some combination of wine and garlic that smells like year-old zombie B.O., which I discussed in the loving story of my husband’s stench. If, on the rare occasion that my husband smells like death, I had an odor removal product, that could be handy.
Plus after seeing this picture I really, really wanted to get a ferret.
CritterZone does work. Mike was particularly stinky one morning, so I ran the unit in our bedroom, and an hour later there was no sign that a 175lb man carved entirely out of garlic had died in there. I’m not a big fan of using smells to cover other smells, and CritterZone’s odor removal process is odor removal, not odor covering The official word on how it works:
The CritterZone Air Naturalizer makes energized versions of the natural elements already found in the air. It puts them to work, causing a series of reactions, just like the ones that happen naturally outdoors. These energized elements are given the power to clean up the air and help get rid of odors, allergens, mold and bacteria.
There is a bit of an acrid smell, particularly in the beginning when the unit is destroying stank at a higher rate, but this lessens quite a bit if you leave the unit in the wall silently running all the time as suggested. Plus, knowing people with cats, I know anything is better than the smell of a cat box.
So how do you win a CritterZone odor removal wall unit? A $90 savings??
Just comment below!
Oh, and join my newsletter and follow me on Twitter and Facebook all that other stuff, but you don’t really have to do all that – just comment below and I’ll pick a random winner on Nov. 1.
Last time I did it in a Vine video. Remember? That was fun. Maybe I’ll write your names on paper and throw a dart at them this time. Though that could be cheating because I’m wicked good at darts.
If you don’t have a fun story about how your husband reeks you can just say hi, you’ll still be entered.
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Voted Funniest Non-Mommy Blog by a Bunch of Moms I Got Really Drunk.Amy has been finding creative ways to make no money since high school.
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