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NHL Players Will Have To Go Through Metal Detectors

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

The Toronto Sun reports that fans and players alike will have to go through metal detectors to enter arenas this upcoming season.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

  1. “So players will be unarmed as they get in fights, pull their opponents’ jerseys over their heads, and punch each other for five minutes? Now that’s wholesome, family entertainment!”
  2. “If a player does pull an opponents’ jersey over their head, revealing their waist, we guess that will show how effective these metal detectors are, right?”
  3. “Since many WWE events are in hockey arenas, does this mean an end to steel chairs being brought into the ring. Because enough, is enough, are we right?”

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