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My Shit and Hit List Reviews and Product Purchases on Amazon for August.

By Kelly Speechless @KellySpeechless

Why should you care what I think? Good Question.

I have been a trend spotter for my whole life it seems but not the average picture of what a trend spotter, that comes to mind. I write, review and analyze what works and then research the living shit out of it. Why? Well for one it saves me money and no I don’t coupon or simply get company discount emails. I save money because I return shit that is not worth the price or follows the context of what most would consider returnable. I find cheap  products that work like the expensive brands (not a surplus) but enough to save me hundreds of dollars of the years. I also find which expensive or department store cosmetics are worth their high price. For example: Christina Dior show mascara is amazing and in no way could compete with anything found at drug stores or grocery stores. With that being said another know brand (fake name) Zack Eye a known brand next to Christian Dior could have mascara that could not compare to Maybelline classic mascara.
Where I come in. Products within the brands. Some brands carry a product or two I swear by and then have some that I wouldn’t use. Some so bad I wouldn’t even use if I had no choice. When your willing to go without makeup rather than use something it’s bad! So I try and buy, write and return if needed. Then I go to the stores research, watch and do it all again.
Some women don’t mean to buy to much to little or the wrong stuff and don’t have time to do what I do or are to exhausted to go through trial and error. I want to help women by telling them what works period. I will not ever write about a product if I have any ties to and while I love to advertise eBay and amazon, unless you consider them a bias’ my reviews are purely me. By the way, I have saved hundreds buying online versus stores in the last year but always check in with stores for research. There are pros and cons and secrets to this industry and I am the expert. Here is some of my recent purchases and my reviews which  are written in the way I would talked to a friend not a potential business email format lingo is better I feel for these. What your reading is me. This is my opinion remember and while a damn good one I am not wrong but if you think I am it’s OK.

L'Oreal Paris Colour Riche Lipcolour, British Red, 0.13 Ounce

Worth The Hype! Great Color - Right Color!, August 25, 2012


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This review is from: L'Oreal Paris Colour Riche Lipcolour, British Red, 0.13 Ounce (Misc.)
The buzz around this lipstick is well deserved mostly because of the color. It's hard to find that red tint without spending more than five dollars, more like 20 dollars. Good consistency, long wearing without chapping your lips. Bravo!

L'Oreal Voluminous False Lashes Mascara, Blackest Black, 0.34 Ounce

I Expected More. The Line Is Substantial Just Not This., August 25, 2012
This review is from: L'Oreal Voluminous False Lashes Mascara, Blackest Black, 0.34 Ounce (Misc.)
Ok, this wasn't false lash worthy by far. It was ok but it didn't even do the over dramatic cheap trashy creepy crawler eyes which none of us want but it seemed almost dry. The consistency was dry and almost sticky with less gooey and more of a stick.
The wand isn't very good either because you can easily get the mascara on your eyes if not careful. It's is now with one other mascara in my in case of emergency (the emergency being I lost my other makeup) box.
I didn't expect Christian Dior Show, but I wanted this big gold bottle with false last effect to be a little better than this.

Make Money Online - 67 Real Companies That Pay You To Work In Your Pajamas

WOW! This Is A Need To Own Book For 2012!, August 3, 2012

Amazon Verified Purchase This review is from: Make Money Online - 67 Real Companies That Pay You To Work In Your Pajamas (Kindle Edition)

When we see a number and a promise in non fiction we don't expect that promise will truly be fulfilled, or at least in a way that quenches our thirst for looking for the initial components we needed for the sought after information.

This writer nailed every 67 companies while not being to extensive, was never bias, and you got a full sense of what you needed to know about each possibility. Short and sweet, but felt heavy and long (in a good way).
No matter what your current employment status is, we can't predict the future. If working at home is of interest full time, or to obtain extra money this is your bible.
If people were able to fully grasp what the book contained they would pay $67.00 for it. I would have. Thank you Connie Brentford-2012 was the year you paid it forward big time!


John Frieda Sheer Blonde Go Blonder Controlled Lightening Spray, 3.5 Ounce

Good Product-Sometimes It Feels Like Work To Apply-But You Can Trust This Spray In An Emergency and that is what counts., July 31, 2012

This review is from: John Frieda Sheer Blond Go Blonder Controlled Lightening Spray, 3.5 Ounce (Misc.)
This product works. That is the most important part. Here is the second: La Bella Lightening Gel (same effect's, better control, better smell, better color, better consistency, better direction's, no heat, no damage)
This product does lighten your hair and to lengths you might not have assumed a spray could take your hair too. With that being said: The blow dry, the spray in your face accidents, the sweat, and the extra conditioning treatments/what do I do with this later hassle MIGHT not be worth it.
IF you have roots and no hair appointment that afternoon-it's worth it of course! This is not as good as the product I mentioned above BUT IT WORKS FASTER!
When your head is up s**** creek (literally) this spray will save your a** and give you a pretty result-BUT you will pay for it in one way or another later.

La Bella Lightning Gel 12 oz. Offered by Mid-States Beauty

What Works-La Bella Gel Is A Rare Product-Why?-Because it works better than the expensive brands and it's cheap!, July 25, 2012

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Very rarely in life do we come across cheap products that work better than the expensive ones. This one is frankly considered even lower than store brand but don't judge a book by it's cover-or go ahead more for me! This product works and doesn't harm you hair. If your hair gets dry, it's just holding the color and you will see that proof later when you wash and condition your hair. Any drier? No.

Sheer Go Blonder has the same effect but using the Go Blonder is an event! If you have long hair this and have used this than you know what I mean. That little spray bottle and I have it out and are battling while the hour and a half of sweating and heat induced color spritzes my face. Yummy.

This entails: No heat, no light, no smell, no wearing gloves, and having your boyfriend cringe when you are about to use it because he knows what the bathroom is going to look like, and most of all it's cheap! Half of you who even read this are not going to get this bottle to test it out either because it says, "I was purchased at the dollar store and am just the kind of product that would do something girls cry over in the movies."
That means more for me and my friends, perfect little gift to because these go away for a while. I bought 7 and might get some more to stock. Cheap long lasting products are priceless, but these are cheap. I wish this kind of thing would happen more often "the secret product that works better than the brand." La Bella Lightening sounds like a horses name you wouldn't bet on but I am glad I do because I look better with it.

Sweet Text Messages for Her: Let Her Know You're Thinking of Her & Put a Smile on Her Face with These Tiny Texts (Romantic Text Messages)


In the Humor Section, I Give It 3 Stars! Do Not Attempt to Use With Alcohol Consumption., July 24, 2012


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This review is from: Sweet Text Messages for Her: Let Her Know You're Thinking of Her & Put a Smile on Her Face with These Tiny Texts (Romantic Text Messages) (Kindle Edition)
HOW COULD ANYONE THINK THIS, LET ALONE TEXT IT, "I WANT TO PULL OFF THOSE SHOES AND TICKLE THOSE ADORABLE TOES!"
WARNING: USE WITH EXTREME CAUTION AND ONLY CONSIDER AT LAST RESORT AND WITHOUT ALCHOL IN YOUR SYSTEM!!!
IF THAT IS NOT ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU LAUGH OR FEEL SHOCKED ENOUGH THERE IS MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM. Drunk Texting found a new and stronger way to embarrass and scare others, and this book takes the cake. It is hilarious though and I wish the writers who unless embody the understanding of something that frankly scares me to think about were laughing while writing this.
If texting and the information along with the examples works well for your relationship then, hey, "Whatever floats your boat!"
So if you and your man or girl are both liking this addition then by all means everyone is different.
IF YOU ARE hesitant don't use this book or the examples. My opinion: These examples in all available additions of these books are hilarious but could scare your new boyfriend or date enough to send them on there way.
What this book should be used for and why I like it enough to use in this way but do not take seriously or recommend:
1. Sit with your girlfriends have some wine and laugh while passing the examples back and forth out loud in optional accented voices where it applies. This will make anyone laugh until they cry.
2. If you read the text and you laugh or right away say, "That one is a little bit of a risk," then save it for a slumber party.
3. Don't take it seriously even if it is meant to be. There are many sources out there that give cheesy and sometimes odd tricks or tips to turn a man on for example that end in sex but afterwards are remembered as a weird way to start.
4. Do you want to hear these? Would you buy it, if you even think its too mushy for your taste don't give it to your man.
5. SAFE ANSWER: DONT DO IT! These are not worth the possible outcome. The girls edition is even more hilarious but sketchy.
6. TEST IT BEFORE GIVING AWAY TO FRIENDS-Since these tips are not the average in terms of literally listed messages examples, they can be very tempting to use like almost a test in way. If you and your man have been together for a long time and are currently good send it to him to see what he thinks and then show him the book have a laugh and ask him on a level of 1-10 where 1 is he thought is was awesome and 10 he was worried about you. Then ask him what he would have thought if you were serious. He will probably say he doesn't care just thought it was funny and weird and glad you were kidding. At this point he loves you so it's not going to be an end all be all result. So you have choice to make. Get revenge on someone by giving them this in hopes it will be used or delete it because leaving this around some people is a dangerous thing. You know one of your friends would use them all in one day and you will be part of the reason she is not happy later.

Double Chin - How To Get Rid Of A Double Chin

 JUST IN CASE/Beauty Category In My Kindle-Quality Information and worth to keep., July 24, 2012
Amazon Verified Purchase(What's this?)This review is from: Double Chin - How To Get Rid Of A Double Chin (Kindle Edition)

In my kindle there are many categories labeled In Case of Emergency. This good goes under, "Beauty Fixes-Just In Case."

I don't have a double chin but for any reason if I gain weight in the future enough to get that double chin everyone and anyone would hate. I saved this and read to explore the quality of the content.
EBooks like this usually are either filled with stuff most average Americans know, most women know, or stuff that talks or gives you options that are either not obtainable, false or all of those reasons combined. We also don't want the hard answer, the short answer, the products to get-WE WANT ALL THREE! This BOOK GIVES YOU WHAT YOU WOULD NEED TO KNOW WITHOUT MAKING YOU FEEL satisfied with the options and the book was also written well. There were even the lazy options, the long term options, the obvious options, the options that enable products to use, and explains why each works without too much dialog or history to explain this understanding. I hope this is never a problem I face but if I see it creep up or even just start to get worried out of nowhere I will pop this open and make sure that I have the hottest single chin possible.

Using it to test the capabilities shows a result even if your chin is single. So even if you don't have the double chin issue why not just try and have the hottest single chin you can? Is that too much? Maybe. But an extra easy way to hotter is never wasted if it works. I don't care or expect to get chin compliments but I avoid the single to double issue and a double chin can sometimes be the only and first thing that says, "She might be skinnier looking without this but it makes her look worse."

I am writing at length for this book, because when it comes to ways to look better vain or not it to good to pass up. It's like you did your duty to inform others and if they don't use the source then you will just look better.


Nurses Hair Moisturizing Protein Pack for Extremely Damaged Hair

Damaged Hair Reviver? Sure. Protein Packed? Not So Sure., July 21, 2012

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This review is from: Nutress Hair Moisturizing Protein Pack for Extremely Damaged Hair (Misc.)
This stuff is OK but when there are just so many more things out there that are even at the grocery store I would much rather use to get a better result. The protein feeling I get is missing and while I am not denying protein in its mixture, you don't feel it. Protein packs a punch and this lacks execution. Want protein? K-PAK Protein Treatment. It's expensive but gets that protein packed in. I only did not check it's OK because the packaging and whole "protein," but doesn't look like protein was there thing made it not OK. I don't buy things that are just OK if I can help it that is why I always search for what works. This works if it is one thing: Free.
 

Berman Center Isis Beginning Pelvic Exerciser

Offered by Health Time

Preventative Method That Works and Insures My "Pelvic Floor," Is Going To Be Excellent in the Future or Better than yours., July 21, 2012

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This review is from: Berman Center Isis Beginning Pelvic Exerciser (Health and Beauty)
An example or representation of insurance and investing in your goods. It insures a future with far less wondering if you guy is thinking what he will never tell you. That doesn't sound like fun to me. So I got this and now I am not only a leg up where I was before, I know that in X amount of years one part of me won't age and that's without Botox. I plan on using Botox in the future and I plan on using this until it stop benefiting me. Gravity stops with this thing and people are scared of it for some reason. If this effect was something scary looking but promised what this can do I would take it. Think about the trade off. Tight is not a state of mind and this thing has been training to make sure that life doesn't change the fact that you still deserve a pretty one. Get over the insecurity, kegals work but you cant every remember and this is better. What if someone finds it? Make something up. There are not batteries so say it's a baton for adults. Who cares?
Some problems are so easy to avoid and this one is something you never want to find out later. This is what I have now bought and done to avoid future-omg!!!! What do I do? I hate this!
Plus even if you don't think you need this it will make what is already going on that much better. If you and five of your friends are the same age and only you use this for a year-you no matter what can know that you have a better one than they do or it;s more likely. It's not a contest buts hilarious and worth the purchase right there.
You don't have to be the typical person who you would think needs this. Someone who feels they are not the same size anymore and can't adjust sizes like small to x small in this case.
Why I got this? Why and who this is for? Well I got this in the hopes that while I don't have any new problems or complaints yet about this issue I am going to see if this helps avoid a future of looking for a solution.
Do regular kegals work too? Sure but no one can remember to do those. Put this in a bright colored box on your bathroom counter and see if you end up using this more or remembering kegals. If you are embarrassed then pick which embarrassment is worse the future embarrassment without doing some extra easy work to keep everything up to par, or having to do this anyway but just be embarrassed with the issue. Your boyfriend doesn't understand what this is. I am pretty blunt so I warned him of this before he thought..who knows what. He looked at me like a dog would at an object he think he likes but is happily confused. Either way, even if he cared and thought it was weird I would rather the weird than the other feeling-you get it. When you get this in the mail your like, "whoa this is huge or this looks like a lot to mentally deal with." Well surprise! When you find out the shock that it's not to big if it is just do LITTLE BY LITTLE. Don't be a moron! Then lay down read your kindle for a moment do your kegals with this thing for about 2-3 minutes, drop or cover with anti bacterial soap, then rubbing alcohol, dry off put back in, "look at me bright colored box," and then repeat every other day. That is it, I will take it and the price for a pretty and up to snuff friend than have to think about surgical or other options which there are none.
This didn't come with directions but just look above and the missing instructions is a small price to pay for pretty p. So, this specific type and brand was smooth comfortable and didn't feel like your lower region was lifting weights, it feels light and its easy to clean. The whole beginning concept is probably a hint that you need to begin now!
Thanks Berman Center IsIs Beginning Pelvic Exerciser.-wow you really can make everything better on amazon.
Remember to choose fear, embarrassment and hesitation now without a problem or all of those feelings in the future when you might need more than this item and a prayer to get your pretty p back. If you use this yours will be the best. I don't know about you but I want the best possible for my body and this one doesn't even include anything but an object.
Berman Center IsIs Beginning Pelvic Exerciser-and creators-have paid it forward in life.
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