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Miller Lite Maker Reject Repeated Takeover Attempts By Bud Light Maker

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Reuters reports that SABMiller, maker of beers including Miller Lite, has rejected multiple takeover offers from Anheuser-Busch-Inbev, maker of Corona, Stella Artois and Budweiser.

3 Comments We Expect From This Story

  1. “Hey, Bud, you heard SABMiller* – she is not interested. One more advance from you, and you are cut off!” – Bartender
  2. “We invented Lite Beer, not ‘lite offers,’so pay us more than $104 billion please.” – A bottle of Miller Lite.
  3. “Hey, someone buy us, now that we’re less popular with hipsters!” – can of Pabst Blue Ribbon

*it is very hard to get a date with Sabrina Miller, the fictional beer baroness we just created!

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