CNN reports that in an effort to improve sales, McDonald’s is bringing chocolate-covered French fries to Japan. Since we’re all about helping giant corporations, here are:
3 New Slogans We Propose For McDonald’s
- “Our new product department now being run by four-year olds. Also try our dessert pastries featuring crayon drawings on the dessert instead of icing.”
- “We’re totally on-top of what the health-conscious people of Japan want, so sorry America, you’ll have to just dream about chocolate fries.”
- “Hey, people will eat something stupid once, right? Don’t believe us, ask the people in this country that serves blowfish that may kill you if prepared incorrectly.”
