Live: 3 Suggestions For Tonight’s Democratic Debate

1. Backdrop saying this is a “PBS NEWS HOUR” debate is clearly misleading in this two hour debate. This would be a better sponsor if the debate was held at 2:00 a.m. when Daylight Savings Time ends in a few weeks.
2. Hey Bernie Sanders, you don’t have to keep putting your hand up like a school kid when you want to speak! There’s only one other person debating on stage: you’re going to get to talk next. Unless you think invisible aliens are on stage.
3. Speaking of extra-terrestrials on stage, nice yellow spacesuit, Hillary!