Well it’s evident that once again Valentines Day is approaching, I walked in the store today and everything was red. Red panties, red hats, red bras, red lipstick, red shoes, red, red, red, and more red. I’ve never been much of a Valentines Day person, even when I wasn’t single and cupid had an aarow firmly implanted in my ass I didn’t give much thought to the day one way or the other. Simply put Valentines Day should be everyday. You should seduce your partner everyday, send flowers often, and buy them something special just to say hey “you’re beautiful”, “I think the world of you”, “dinner was great last night”, and “thanks for doing the laundry”. I find that a surprise gift on an ordinary day packs more meaning then a day when you’re so-called expected to give a gift . I’ve gone out on many Valentines Day dates, the super crowded restaurants, the noise, and the slow service from the restaurant being over crowded is not my idea of a romantic evening. I would rather stay home, light some candles, hire a personal chef, sip some champagne, eat chocolate covered strawberries, play a sexy game or two and then ________________(you fill in the blank)
Here’s a few things to get your night started
1) Dooney & Burke Dillen Large Pocket Satchel- what fabulous chic wouldn’t sport this crimson color satchel, large enough to hold all your naughty goodies for the evening
2) Two Lips Electric Bootie from DSW paired with a sexy LBD (Little Black Dress) Sexy, Sexy, Sexy
3) Cake Pops from redenvelope.com perfect for dessert after dinner – feed each other
4) Red Envelope Sexy Stackers Game – Kiss this, rub that, lick this, caress that…Sounds Like My Kinda Game available at redenvelope.com
5) Get the water flowing in that garden tub and use this Soap & Glory Do a Bubble Take ensemble – Play in the bubbles
6) Light this beautifully scented Love candle from chesapeake bay chesapeakebaycandles.com
7) Furry Handcuffs from seeking O – Do I really need to explain? seekingo.com (please use these with someone you trust, you don’t want to end up handcuffed and left for the night)
I prefer to make my own because I like to add rum in the chocolate but if you’re too busy try these chocolate covered strawberries from edible arrangements.
9) Treasure Trove Raspberry Giftset – Oil of Love, Feather Duster, Simulating pleasure balm
DO I REALLY NEED TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NEXT *****FIREWORKS*
I could’ve added lingerie to the list but let’s be realistic, How long does lingerie really stay on? 
Stop Staring! – Red One-Shoulder Wiggle Dress, $120.50
