Golf Magazine
Apparently Greg Norman didn’t design this course; Carbrook Golf Club, just outside Brisbane, boasts a lake inhabited by thirty killer bull sharks.
Grounds keeper Bill Kipper said "they mainly live on a diet of Pro V1’s with a few Srixon's thrown in. They tend to leave the ladies Pinnacle's as they’re much harder to digest."
Any golfers trying to retrieve their over-priced ball with an extendable metallic ball retriever should probably think about the movie Jaws.
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