This would be cute with a little shoe polish under the eye.
Fantasy Football:
This is fairly easy, go to a good-will or a local Sports Authority to buy a jersey of your favorite team, maybe you already own knee socks and some booty shorts. Your running shoes here are appropriate or a pair of closed toe simple black heals. Remember, wear what you are comfortable in, not everyone has her legs and waist. So maybe a longer looser fit short and top would look or feel better. You only look amazing when you are feeling amazing and walking confident.
This is not to encourage anyone to flashmob/ dance.
Flash Dance:Grab those out-of-date pointy heals, you know you have them still hoping they will come back in style sooner than possible. Find a gray over sized sweatshirt and cut the top like an open half smile, not too large or you will be in a fight all night to keep it on one shoulder. A black bathing-suit or some gym like booty shorts. Do anything 80's with your hair and make-up. If you live in colder weather; legwarmers or skin colored panty hose pantie hose are good too.
Do the eyes on the left, they are perfect! Poor the baby powder into the roots of your hair and pull threw (baking soda is also an option). Leave hair down and straggly, add a bit of wax to the tips to get a duller look and add powder to the sticky parts. Apply your daily moisturizer as a base use a powder brush to throw on baby powder which will stick to the lotion, get as white as possible. Find an old white sheet and start cutting up strips (wide and small) tie all over your body, you can go as slutty or conservative as you wish. Shoes are your choice, black or white work here... its whatever you have in the closet. And if anyone gets confused cause you don't look pail enough, just say you are Lindsay Lohan the two could easily pass as each other.
