Dr Kent Hovind’s was once a prominant creationist, until he went to prison for tax fraud. As a result his rate of publication has dropped off slightly, but don’t worry. He has some excellent gems in his back cataglogue. Like his doctoral thesis, recently re-released on wikileaks (hat tip to Leaving Fundamentalism).
It tells the story of how the theory of evolution is 6,000 years old; and came from Satan himself!
Where in the world did the idea come from that things would improve with time? Who started a crazy idea like that?…To really understand evolution, we have to understand its author. Satan is the master-mind behind this false doctrine…Satan in the form of a serpent, brought the doctrine of evolution to the Garden of Eden
Where did it go from there?…Cain promoted his own evolutionary doctrine…[but his] efforts to “evolve” closer to God ended in disaster
From there it goes on to give a more “classic” history of the theory of evolution, starting with the Greeks and progressing onwards (albeit in a very judgmental way). Despite sticking to ‘facts’ this part still contains such gems as
It was Shintoism, based on evolution, that was responsible for Japan’s actions during WWII
Archaeology…tells us man has always worshiped one god.
If you take time away from evolutionists…that is like taking a pacifier from a babies mouth
I contend that the earth is 6 or 7 thousand years old. There may be some slight error.
Go read it for yourself (if you dare), I’ll bet you’d find a delightful bit of hilarity I missed
