Inside the Blogger's Head

I just got finished doing an interview with Shirin from On the Fence, who is a good friend of mine. It got me thinking that you might want to know your friendly neighborhood blogger a little better. You can read Shirin's post here to find out more intimate details about me and you can get the Reader's Digest version below:
What is your favorite word? Mama
What is your least favorite word? can't
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? productivity
What turns you off? defensiveness
What is your favorite curse word? fuck
What sound or noise do you love? my son's laughter
What sound or noise do you hate? my husband smacking his mouth when he eats
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? midwifery
What profession would you not like to do? President of the United States of America
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? "You'll be with them again."