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In the Archives: Mark Twain’s “A Presidential Candidate” (1879)

By Humorinamerica @HumorInAmerica

In the Archives: Mark Twain’s “A Presidential Candidate” (1879) have pretty much rkde up my mind to run for president. What the country wants is a candidate who cannot be injured by investigation of his past history, so that the enemies of the party will be unable to rake up anything against him that nobody ever heard of before. If you know the worst about a candidate to begin with, every attempt to spring things on him will be checkmated. Now I am going to enter the field with an open record. I am going to own up in advance to all the wickedness I have done, and if any congressional committee is disposed to prowl around my biography in the hope of discovering any dark and deadly deed that I have secreted, why-let it prowl.

In the Archives: Mark Twain’s “A Presidential Candidate” (1879)

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