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I Was Once A Whale! The Previous Lives Of Agnes DuPont

By Gingerfightback @Gingerfightback

I Was Once A Whale! The Previous Lives Of Agnes DuPont

We hope you are as amazed as we are at the previous lives of Agnes!

Hello People,

It is great to be here (well for the time being anyway – goodness knows where I will be 5 minutes) to share with you my previous lives.

A few years ago I was a whale. One of the big ones.

I know this because I am partial to Plankton and always shed a tear at the end of Free Willy 2.

Only last week I swallowed a man in Asda! I was looking for dental floss. The plankton gets stuck between the teeth you see.

He is quite comfy. So don’t worry.

You may think I am a fantasist……….I would beg to differ.

Regards,

Agnes

I Was Once A Whale! The Previous Lives Of Agnes DuPont


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