2014 MTV VIDEO MUSIC AWARDS
- My beach house only has one TV so I couldn't watch the VMA PreShow AND Big Brother. I did the remote control flip flop for the hour but had to focus on Big Brother (Cody has zero b@lls!)
- Nice gold Lamborghini entrance for Katy Perry. Were you reminded of Justin and Britney by Katy and Riff Raff's custom Versace outfits. Riff Raff is no JT. I have no idea who he is, but he freaked me out. How long does one have to sit to get ones hair like that and get that grill in place?
- Ariana Grande opened with "Break Free" I think I had a see-through raincoat back in the day just like her dancers wore (well maybe not EXACTLY like theirs, but similar)
- Nicki Minaj's butt is somethin isn't it? Its performance was hypnotic and inappropriate all at the same time
- Kim Kardashian's lookin at Nicki goin "damn, her butt kicks my butt's butt!"
- Jesse J looked pretty cool I think she had the magic tape holding that dress in place.
- Super quck changes for Arianna and Nicki but Nicki obviously had a bit of a wardrobe malfunction.
- Snoop Dogg in da house! Gwen looked like she was tipping backwards or something didn't she?
- BEST FEMALE VIDEO: Katy Perry & Juicy J for "Dark Horse" (Riff Raff didn't want to let go of her did you see that?)
- Jay Pharaoh from SNL…OMG I def have vacation brain…had to Google him
- Did Lorde come to the VMA's directly from Clown College? Her outfit lead me to believe she's a graduate
- Taylor Swift's new song sounds NOTHING like her normal sound…can't decide if I love it or hate it. Was Taylor supposed to jump or did she really change her mind?
- When Gwen Stefani finger clapped was that a diss to Taylor Swift or did she just not want to put down her drink.
- I hate Chelse Handler
- BEST MALE VIDEO: Ed Sheerhan "Sing" Ed's hair is a wreck. Taylor Swift is BFF's with him, she really should help the guy out
- Jay Pharaoh's Jay-Z was SPOT on
- Who the bleep is Schoolboy Q?
- Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels - - can't wait for Dumb and Dumber 2
- BEST POP VIDEO: Ariana Grande (Who's gonna tell Frankie?)
- Kim Kardashian West is starting to look Mom-ish
- Sam Smith does nothing for me
- Common's moment of peace was a cool move right before the Hip Hop Video Award
- BEST HIP HOP VIDEO: Drake for "Hold On We're Going Home" Drake was a no show
- Jay Pharaoh as Kanye…I think even Kim was convinced
- Orange is the New Black girls in the houseeeeeeee YEAH!
- Usher's dancers were extremely ahemmm…flexible. Nicki Minaj in super tighty whitey's…I need some word other than hypnotic but that's all that keeps popping out of my fingers
- Will Usher get to shower after that performance or does he go out and party stinking the place up
- Nina Dobrev looked very different and very shiny, but she sure had some crazy good cleavage
- BEST ROCK VIDEO: Lorde "Royals" who was looking at the wrong camera during her thank you's. Riff Raff was looking at his Iphone during Lorde's thank you's
- Dylan O'Brian and Chloe Moretz were cute together
- 5SOS sounded a LOT like 1D. I like those guys but I'm loyal to 1D forever and no, I'm obviously not 16.
- The men in my family were out cold by 10:15pm. Thought the 12 year old would stay awake for cleavage/butt opportunities…guess not
- ARTIST TO WATCH AWARD: Fifth Harmony Simon Cowell's probably happy
- Robin Williams tribute was unexpected but I'm glad they did it
- JLo was gorgeous and continued the cleavage/butt theme of the evening
- Iggy Izalea and Rita Ora were okay but Taylor Swift seemed really in to them
- What was that guy doing on his computer in the Kia Soul?
- Is it still cleavage when the boobs go the opposite direction? If so, Demi Lovato rocked the cleavage or maybe it's anti-cleavage
- Adam Levine rocked the wedding band during his performance. I know that he had to sing the new song, but I don't know if it had enough energy. Kids didn't care, phones were in the air and they seemed stoked regardless
- Jimmy Fallon, my FBFF, was sporting a white sports jacket. Didn't love that look, he looked like Don Johnson from Miami Vice
- VIDEO OF THE YEAR: Miley Cyrus won, but some kid named Jessie, a homeless youth, accepted the award for her. Riff Raff was like WTF is going on here?
- Back to Adam in his Laker's jersey
- How can Jay cheat on that??? Beyonce's even good on the stripper pole
- Jay and Blue Ivy presented the MICHAEL JACKSON ICON AWARD to Bey…nice family moment. I don't know, they seemed happy and together to me. I'm a sucker though.
- I thought that Miley and Robin Thicke were going to get together last night and do something. Guess not, oh well...
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