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I Had a Dream : The Real Housewives of Bali

By Parentalparody @parental_parody

I had a dream : The Real Housewives of Bali

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I have regaled you with details of my dreams before.
Once again, I had a dream that I just had to share.
Before I went to bed the other night, I read blog posts by 2 of my bloggy pals, before watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey.  Which goes a ways to explaining my dream...
I was a cast member of The Real Housewives of Bali.
I shit you not!
It was awesome.  Possibly the best dream I've had since the one about George Clooney and the Magic Mike cast fighting for my affections, only to have Prison Break's Wentworth Miller bust in and save me from the duelling biceps.
So picture it...
I am in a pool in Bali - bikini clad and rocking a bikini perfect body.
That's how I knew it was definitely just a dream.
#1Hubby is the barman at the swim up bar.  I expect my years of 'service' have warranted the massive cocktails he is continually passing across the bar to me.
A camera crew are sitting in an inflatable raft, filming me drinking cocktails and regaling some poor swimmers with witty repartee, blocking the steps and their exit from the pool.
My beloved children walk past me, all dressed in pristine posh school uniforms.
For some reason they are French, and all bid me "Adieu Mama" in perectly angelic voices, on their way to school.
It is magical.
Suddenly there is a commotion and the pool waters part ever so gently as my fellow cast members, Magneto Bold Too and Where's My Glow enter the pool - equally as dazzling in their own bikini clad perfection.
More cocktails follow and other cast members enter the pool, but I don't recognize them IRL.
Obviously they are the unimportant "extras".
There is much foul mouthed frivolity, sun, mojitos and laughs.
There are some autographs signed as people recognize us.
We all have deck chairs set up around the pool with our names on them, like all big TV stars do.
At one point Glow has to leave the pool to take a call from President Obama, at which point MB2 explains how she is in the process of being adpoted into the Kardashian family.
Seriously, best dream ever.  Except for the lacking Magic Mike cast members.

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