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The kids put the Christmas tree up last night. Without my supervision.I am yet to look at it. I'm weeping on the inside for what I know will definitely not be strategic and symmetrical placement of ornaments and tinsel. I can't. I just can't. Thank the vodka gods we're going away for the big day, so I won't have to be visually assaulted on the most festive day of the whole festive season. I'm going to whack this bad boy up in the hotel room....
