Humorous Real Life Anecdotes on College

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Spending years of life on education, Many times, I felt, none of my school & college degree certificates are of any use to me. But now, I found a necessity. I could fold the certificates and keep it under a wobbly (shaky) table or chair.
For guys, cooking should be part of college syllabus, because it is one skill that is essentially needed especially after marriage. No, it is not as easy as physics or mathematics. It is tough! Quite tough! In fact, multitasking skills is required. Last evening, I was happily cutting vegetables, cherishing my newly acquired cooking skills, while a pan of water was burning to fire as I forgot to switch of the gas.
I heard a strange fact, “80% of our brain is water”. Now, I know why I had been failing so many times, in so many subjects, in so many exams during school and college.I think I'm boring. I had a small party last evening where I made a new friend. I spoke about my school days, college pranks and marriage life. But he was frequently looking around then talking to me, to see if there is anyone more interesting than me.
I wonder whether the attitudes of all humans are like mine. I still remember one of my stress busters before attending any exams during my college days. I go to the examination hall and ask few of my close friends, "Prepared for the exams?", and when they say, "No ways, I didn't even touch the book! I am sure I will not be able to make it", my mind becomes cool and relaxed. And I go, "Thank god, thanks for accompanying me, my friend"