Hotels – By Hermione Moist

Bonnie Charlie’s noo awaSafely o’er the friendly main;He’rts will a’most break in twaShould he no’ come back again.

Chorus

Will ye no’ come back again?

Will ye no’ come back again?

Better lo’ed ye canna be

Will ye no’ come back again?

No I bloody won’t, if I want plug holes full of pubic hair

I’ll holiday in France, ok it won’t be ginger but where I come from that’s not a big selling 

point.