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Here Are 3 Slogans We Propose For Bankrupt American Apparel

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

The NY Post reports that American Apparel has filed for bankruptcy, but will continue operations.  Since they may not be able to afford slogans right now, we offer 3:

  1. American Apparel: Thank You For Buying Your Clothes At Fast Fashion Stores That Source From Sketchy Factories Overseas, Instead of America, You Jerks.
  2. American Apparel: The Trump Taj Mahal Of Hipster Clothing.
  3. American Apparel: Speaking of the Taj Mahal, Would You Mind If We Started Making Our Clothes In India Instead Of the USA?

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