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Have You Been Paying Too Much For Cat-Training Aids?

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Yahoo Finance reports that Amazon Prime Day, a shopping day Amazon created and promised to be bigger than Black Friday, may be turning out to be a flop.

Among the items reported to be on sale are “cat-training aids.”

What is a cat-training aid? We can only guess. So here are:

3 Things We’d Like To Train Cats To Do

1. Train other cats.

2. Advertise that a shopping holiday you created “has more deals than Black Friday” and not include an asterisk indicating that the deals are for lame stuff.

3. The office jobs of everyone searching for deals on Prime Day, since they clearly are wasting company time!

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