We may be a bit late but Happy Birthday to our future King! On bended knee we salute thee……
Nice to see the goatee coming on and the hillbilly look beginning to take shape…..
Baby Prince George, is of course the fruit of sexual intercourse between our Kate and Wills,
The Bearded Prince
Miranda Soup-Slurper, Royal Correspondent for It’s Bollox magazine said, “I still can’t believe that Kate has had sexual intercourse, such is her fragrant fragrance. Also royal babies come from a place much more shiny and lovely than the Earth. My guess is a planet made of cuddles and souvenir tea towels.”
Phillip Utopian-Fallopian, keeper of the Royal Sock, told GFB, “Ms Soup-Slurper is wrong. Prince George came from Waitrose along with a free cup of coffee.”
