I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now.
I am up with the Lark, delivering milk in my hometown of Devizes. I also deliver eggs, orange juice, potatoes, bread (wholemeal mostly but the occasional white sliced) and yoghurt.
So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. Hairy knees will be this year’s must have accessory amongst the Hollywood glitterati.
2. Vladimir Putin’s testicles will douse a giant forest fire in Siberia.
3. Terry Wogan’s wig to be granted World Heritage Status by UNESCO.
4. Princess Kate to have her first baby and call the girl George.
Will these prove accurate readers? Only time will tell………
Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” -
Deirdre in Stockton,
It’s behind the flour tin.
Aranja in Pamplona
The loose floorboard under the stairs.
Malisarno in Palermo
You will find the answer on the blind woman’s mole
Well folks, the Milk Bottle of Mystery is being returned to the Crate of Destiny. Until next time……….I’ll keep me pints a rattlin’ for ye!
