I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now. Previous predictions can be read here. and here
I am up with the Lark.
So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?
1. November 8th 2013 - Pope Benedict will step down from the papacy to be replaced by the first African Pope.
2. May 24 2013 - Smoking sand will be made compulsory in the UK.
3. December 25 2014 - An animated remake of the Godfather about a bricklaying fish will smash box office records. The Hodcodfather is coming to a cinema near you soonish!
Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” -
Steve, Leicester;
Try the knife drawer – from Cousin Bet.
Eleanor, Moscow;
Look under the wobbly step – from Aunt Slobodan
Liang Bo in Shanghai
All men are shits! – Your mother!
Luigi, Verona
Find the man with the name Alfonso on his name tag. Fortune awaits when you do!
IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….
I am now returning the Milk Bottle of Mystery to the Crate of Destiny.
Until next time……….