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Ginger Mysticism – With The Mystic Milkman

By Gingerfightback @Gingerfightback
Ginger Mysticism – With The Mystic Milkman

I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with little accuracy for a number of years now. Previous predictions can be read here. and here

I am up with the Lark, delivering milk in bottles mostly although some customers prefer plastic containers. This I find odd.

So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?

1. November 2013 - The sleek will inherit the earth.

2. March 18 2112 -  An escapologist Sea Bass will emerge victorious in Britain’s Got Talent

3. December 25 2014 - Tom Cruise will elope with the love of his life, the escapologist Sea Bass and create a new religion, Escapology.

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Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” -

Manny, Boston;

In the back pocket of your favourite trousers is the answer to the question you are asking.

Aubrey, Carshalton;

Gut the cat to find out!

Liang Bo in Shanghai

Not there, THERE!

Antoinette, Enschede

Find the man with the name Alfonse on his name tag. Fortune awaits when you do!

IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….

I am now returning the Milk Bottle of Mystery to the Crate of Destiny.

Until next time……….


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