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Ginger Mysticism – With The Mystic Milkman

By Gingerfightback @Gingerfightback
Ginger Mysticism – With The Mystic Milkman

I am Barry Belcher. I am a Milkman. I am Psychic. I have been predicting predictions, with various degrees of accuracy for a number of years now. Previous predictions can be read here. and here

I am up with the Lark, delivering milk in bottles mostly although some customers prefer plastic containers. This i find odd. But I won’t go into it here.

So, without further ado…….Milk Bottle of Mystery…….what does the future foretell?

1. December 2013 – Scientists will discover that The Universe is in fact a giant leg of lamb.

2. February 29 2013 – We will discover that 2013 is not a leap year.

3. June 6 1944 - The Allies will storm the beaches of Normandy and set in train the downfall of Hitler.

Will these prove accurate readers? Only time will tell………

Now it is time for messages from “THE OTHER SIDE” -

Mary, Tetbury

Brother Pete says “It was in my pocket all along!”

Melanie, Santa Barbera,

Wendy wants to let you know that the fish paste was past its sell by date  but she doesn’t blame you

Liang Bo in Shanghai

Bo Bing want to let you know that you will find it in the sock draw.

Deirdre, Bochum

Ludwig is pleased that you have found happiness again.

IF YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO MAY BENEFIT FROM HEARING THESE MESSAGES PLEASE PASS THEM ON….

I am now returning the Milk Bottle of Mystery to the Crate of Destiny.

Until next time……….


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