Hello Oily,
Foraging in the attic the other day I came across a false leg once owned by my Aunt Claire. Often wonder where she is. Last I heard she was opening a chain of shops selling cheap jewelry. Now bankrupt I’d imagine. The way of the High Street it seems.
To get back to my point. The leg got me thinking. I’m kinda lonely.What if I was to go onto Ebay and buy some more lady parts? I could build my own girlfriend. We could talk, hug, maybe even make love puddles together. Good idea or am I a freak?
Hans LecterStraightjacket City
Oily Replies;A wonderful idea!
A variant of this was done by a dear friend and fiend of mine Norman Bates some 50 years ago in the US. It worked for him for sure. And he had a very successful motel business which would probably still be going strong – and smelling even stronger – if the corporate chains hadn’t taken over.
Your question raises a very serious issue about today’s society. In an extensive survey that I made up this morning in the shower it was PROVEN BEYOND DOUBT that in just ONE street in East London MORE people live ALONE than in the WHOLE of the street across way.
To me this shows irrefutably that there needs to be more kink in everyone’s lives. It will ease the loneliness.
To get you started I have a special offer. If you buy 30 of my DVD’s within the next 14 days I will throw in a liter of my oil PLUS a battery operated arm. Vital when your own hand locks. Just let me know if you are a righty or lefty and we can get it off and thus get you off, as soon as possible.
Say No to Mr Lonely!
Oily- The Caregiver.
