Funny Climax Figure of Speech Sentences Examples

Here is a funny humorous climax figure of speech examples:
parents are the people who bears infants, bore teenagers and board newlyweds.
Patience: the most important ingredient for dating, marriage and children. see also tranquilizers.
SMS: Sending you MY BED to let you rest, pillows to give you COMFORT, and my BLANKET to keep you warm. Good Night! Sleep tight. I can't sleep now...because I lent you all my things.