Friday’s Letters: You Think That I Can’t See What Kind of Man That You Are… If You’re a Man at All!

Dear Doofus
THANK YOU for dragging my butt out of bed at 6:30AM every morning and making me run laps around Queens Park before our shift. Thank you for putting up with the, “It’s too COLD!” tantrums and rewarding me with soy lattés afterwards.

Dear LC
You really need to stop positioning yourself bottom first when I wake up. It’s a REALLY unpleasant sight first thing in the morning.

Dear Andre
Can you please choose NOT to eat your food on the outside of your cage. While I don’t mind cleaning it up, every five minutes is a bit excessive.

Dear friends
You’re all just so wonderful creatures and I’m so thankful to have such amazing people in my life. Thanks to Jo for the amazing rose you gave me, it REALLY brightened my day! Thank you Ali for being “the dude” in our friendship. And a big thank you to Chenea for being my SnapChat buddy who brightens my day with your smiley face.

Dear Aaron
Yesterday would have been your 30th birthday. I still miss you everyday. Forever your best friend.

Dear girls at work
Seriously… THANK YOU for all your text messages during the week that I was off. They were wonderful and hilarious and really made me look forward to coming back to work. You’re the best!

Dear Pseudo-Lefty Week
I am REALLY struggling and I can’t wait to be able to use my right hand again. Although I don’t mind being asking what I did to it and them laughing about the story, I can’t WAIT til I’m back to my boring right-handed self.