Dear Joe
Thank you for spending most of the week with me and putting up with the fact that I came home late from work. Also thank you for putting up with the girl tantrums (which was only 10% serious.) I can’t wait for our little road trip next weekend and more than likely, lots of junk food enroute.
Dear LC
Your neediness is getting a little out of hand this week. Daddy may say it’s cute but mommy says it’s annoying.
Dear Andre
I’m sorry about your food last weekend. Needless to say I did send Coles an angry tweet about it. I bought you lots of treats to make up for it.
Dear B
I still can’t believe you’re leaving me.
Dear Douche Bag Security Guard
Yes, inside it was a cold 23 degrees celsius and required the bomber jacket. You know the one with the word ‘SECURITY’ all over it, in case we didn’t know. Oh and stellar work intimidating staff who make comments on how unnecessary it is to wear. Idiot. How about you pick a mall or maybe a prison to sport your little jacket there.
Dear Tea
Yes. I went on a rampage this week. And I’m not sorry about it.
Dear Skin
I know. It’s a sensitive week this week with the extra hormones flying around. But just stop freaking out! It happens once a month and I will continue to happen once a month for the next 20 or so years – that’s 240 weeks – so get a grip!
Dear Sleep
Let’s catch up more often because I miss you terribly.
Dear Family Guy
So I’ve decided to watch you from the pilot to the most recent and I’ve honestly forgotten how funny your old episodes are. Keep up the good laughs.
Dear Futurama
You’re next.
Late at night and Joe is fast asleep…
Reese: {sneezes REALLY loudly 3 times} I’m sorry honey
Joe: I love you
Happy FRIDAY!
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