Friday’s Letters: We’ll Grow Old Together and This Old Love Will Never Die

Dear Joe
So, I realised this week that I don’t like spending more than three nights without you. I know, that sounds so silly, but I guess I’m just used to having you around. I’m sure it’s unanimous that ALL your girls would like to see you more often; the four-legged furball and the feathered one.
PS. Those who know about you have asked me this week how you are, and it seems they care more about you than they care about me. But I’m not jealous, because the whole world knows that Everyone loves Joe.

Dear LC
As I’m typing this, you are in the process of making yourself comfortable on Joe’s backpack. I have no idea why you’ve decided that this is a place you would like to sleep, but I can’t argue with cat logic. Ever.

Dear Andre
Oh my little noise box. You are the most hilarious when you’re sleeping in your mirror.

Dear New Gym Gear
Although I will never wear you in an actual gym, I am going to wear you daily before every shift, even when I have to get up at 5am for a 7am start.

Dear Hair
I think I will go ahead and go for a second chop next week. Also, I’m sorry I used really bad shampoo and condition and made you angry this week.

Dear Maleficent
I know you, I walked with you once upon a dream…
I have been waiting for you for at least two years and now you’re only a mere two MONTHS away.

Dear Life
You are just beautiful and I am extremely grateful for all that I receive and have in my life. Even the haters and trolls who lack in organic happiness in their lives is a good reminder of what I shouldn’t turn myself into, who I don’t want in my life and why I shouldn’t shit where I eat. I’m very fortunate to have the right people on my side.