Friday’s Letters: She Will Eat Your Heart

Dear LC
These kitten habits you’re still doing when you’re almost five years old has GOT TO STOP! Although you’re not the smartest cat in the world, you know the routine. It hasn’t changed since you were a kitten, it’s not going to change now.

Dear Andre
I have no idea how the yellow thread incident became bigger than it needed to be, but I’m just glad we didn’t have to rush ourselves to see your doctor in a hurry. Everyone LOVED your bird bath video on Instagram too.

Dear Troll
You’ve taken up SO much of year already! You and your loser of a boyfriend. Is there nothing better to talk about other than me? I pity you and your pathetic little life. So insecure, you’ve still got to have a go at me.

Dear Alison
Thank you for the late night nights. Thank you for living 400m away from me. Thank you for looking after LC for the night. Thank you for the sound advice. Just thank you for being my bestie. You’re the best!

Dear Mick
I miss my friend.

Dear Tea (particularly Turkish Apple)
You’re just amazing! Especially whilst I was in bed on Tuesday evening, reading my book, with the crazy weather outside. It made me so glad and thankful to be in a warm bed.

Dear Sleep
We need to see more of each other.

Dear Zoe
It never ceases to amaze me how alike we really are. I can’t believe we both had good and bad days – on the same days this week! We’re much closer than best friends. You are my kindred. My sister. What am I going to do without you next week when you’re jetsetting all over the world again?