Friday’s Letters: How Wonderful Life is Now You’re in the World

Dear LC
Thank you for the comfort cuddles this week, even in the bathroom when I haven’t been feeling well. As much as it is uncomfortable to have you on my lap, I do appreciate the gesture. Also, thank you for leaving your bird toy in my handbag; it was a really nice surprise when I was at work.
PS. If you rip my new 1200TC sheets, there will be trouble.

Dear Andre
OK… let me tell you once again, lipstick is NOT a food. Maybe it’s my fault that I give you so much freedom or that I happen to leave things laying on my desk for you to play with, but honestly… way to stress me out first thing on a Monday morning. Please never ever, EVER repeat.

Dear B
I missed you a lot this week. I know we went to the movies on Sunday night, but because of your days off and Christmas it kept us apart. Anyway bro, hope to see you a lot more next week and for New Years.

Dear Christmas Food
Wow, each year you seem to get better and better. This year you put me in the deepest food coma EVER, but it was amazing food.

Dear Purple Nailpolish
Although you’re not a very festive colour, I am completely and utterly besotted with you at the moment. Particularly the lilac variations of purple. Obsessed! Stay beautiful you gorgeous thing!

Dear Lady in the nail salon who ‘Liked’ the guy I was once seeing
Sincere condolences to you and all the best of luck sister!

Dear Family
Thank you for all the gorgeous gifts this year. I’m so happy that I received things I will actually USE! I’m so happy and grateful to have you all in my life; you are all so precious to me.

Dear Fatigue
You are slowly breaking me. I do one tiny chore around the house or run a small errand and I feel like I need to sleep for about six hours to recover. I’m already sick and tired of being so sick and tired. Even just typing these Friday’s Letters has knocked the wind out of my sails. Nap time!