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"Transformers, robots in disguise.
Transformers, more than meets the eye" Yes, yes they are. They appear, to the untrained eye, to be a kids toy suitable from 4 years. When, in actual fact, they are sadistic torture devices intended to stump and irritate parents on a global scale. Optimus Prime, I've seen the cartoon. I know you're supposed to be both robot and truck. I mean, you are the head of the Transformers. So why no TRANSFORM? FFS!? I can get you to a hybrid 'trobot' at best. FFS!? If that bloody head pops out of the roof (I'm assuming it's the roof - on my first few attempts it was more the boot) of the truck one more time, I may rip it off and stick it in the blender. FFS!? Why no instructions? You know, for the intended 4 years and up (way, way up) who may possibly need them. FFS!? I have spent a ridiculous number of hours attempting to TRANSFORM the TRANSFORMER. FFS!? Either I