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It's funny, until you're living it. Times three
10. It smells like poops vomit ahahahhahaha A delightful reaction to SALAD. As in fresh, raw, uncooked vegetables. 9. It's not me...
9a. Goggerson (Mstr5's stuffed toy) told me not to eat it. 9b. Unicorn (Miss5's stuffed toy) told me not to eat it. 9c. I'm not eating it if they're not eating it (Miss8). 8. I feel sick and I really can't eat it but I can eat sour straps and ice cream and can I have four mandarins instead? WTF? Why so many mandarins? 7. It's looking at me Because that's what bolognese does, it gives you the evil eye when you sit there pushing it around the plate for 10 minutes before calling it on its intimidation tactics. 6. I'm seriously truly really allergic To rice. Plain, white rice. The same rice they ate 2 nights prior, and around once a week on average since they were old enough to piss me off. 5. I ate too much at breakfast yesterday. I'm still full...but can I get three mandarins if I wake up at night? Again with the damn mandarins. 4. It's hurting my mouth. I'm going to get a maygran. A couple of things. Firstly, how can soup hurt your mouth (luke warm, runny soup)? Secondly, I'm fairly confident soup does not cause migraines. 3. I'll eat it if I can eat in the toilet. On the floor. And I want chopsticks, but not to eat with. No. Just, no. 2. I'll only eat it if I can have a glass of wine. Hard to fault this one, given the pasta would've gone perfectly with a nice glass of red. Oh no, wait, silly me - only for ADULTS.
1. I want fish and chips. It was fish and chips.... If anyone needs me this weekend I will be rocking in the corner with a
