This week I am without a whine worthy of a whole post. Instead, I have multiple mini whines. You're welcome. Bathers
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Saddlebags and Muffin tops are heading South for the summer Is it not enough that I am having to come to close personal terms with new undies? FFS!? Now I am tackling bathers. FFS!? Am off to Bali for a child-free week at the end of the month (No FFS!?), and just tried on my old bathers. The ones from yesteryear which now resemble an old, shrivelled balloon when worn. FFS!? As any poorly timed novice would, I went out in search of new bathers right as the end of Summer sales had ceased and the shops are filled with winter clothing. FFS!? The only swimwear apparel I could find were pricey new season cozzies that are insanely expensive and also ridiculously high cut. FFS!? Apparently the new trend is letting your muffin top out from the bottom. FFS!? Pinterest
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Lost an entire afternoon while searching for one single recipe. FFS!? Went back the next day and lost more time and brain power over all of the booze ideas I am convinced I will be far more successful recreating than I was with the gourmet foods. FFS!? Conclusion: Vodka is vodka no matter how you dress it up, so stop wasting time and just knock it back with soda water and half a lemon squeezed into it. No FFS!? Candy Crush
