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Fashion with a Story You Can Be Proud of

By Golfrefugees

Could this be an accurate conversation between Rory and Nike during their recent contract negotiations?
Nike to Rory: We’d like to make you filthy rich, just like Tiger and dress you ‘head to toe’ in Nike apparel.
Rory. Is Nike gear any good?
Nike. Everyone we pay says our gear is great.
Rory: Can I ask ‘how is your apparel made’?
Nike. You’ve no need to worry about that, just concentrate on hitting the ball.
Rory. But what about all the toxic chemicals and pollution?
Nike. You'll be fine, just don't buy a house near any of our subcontracted factories and don't suck on your shirt.
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