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Facebook Reports Comcast Has Dropped the YES Network From...

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Facebook reports Comcast has dropped the YES network from its channel line-up.

YES includes games from the Yankees and Brooklyn Nets, while Comcast owns part of the Philadelphia Flyers.

3 Slogans We Propose For Comcast

  1. Comcast: If we drop the Yankees and Nets, Maybe The Phillies and the 76ers, which we used to own will look awesome!
  2. Comcast. Don’t like our latest sports programming? At least we got rid of our stake in the Philadelphia 76ers, who have yet to win a game this season.
  3. Comcast. Perhaps we shouldn’t have been so cocky, given the Philadelphia Flyers aren’t exactly the Pittsburgh Penguins this season. Damn! We are not good at owning the right team in Pennsylvania.

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