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Every Home Team Won in Baseball Last Night. Just Like a Kids Soccer Game.

By Nottheworstnews @NotTheWorstNews

Yahoo reports that for the first time in Major League Baseball history, all 15 home teams won last night.

3 Questions That Arise From This Story

  1.  But did every level in the stadium win the local-advertiser Jumbotron race? Because, if not, two levels of home team fans didn’t totally win the chance for very limited bragging rights on the evening.
  2. Also, did any fans win DVD players – because in 2015 we view that as sort of losing.
  3. Even worse, did any fans win Blu-Ray players? (Worse than winning a DVD player, because its equally useless in this Netflix era, but can’t even watch your old sci-fi DVDs of a future without Blu-Ray players.)

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