Elections are coming.(They're always coming.)
Exercise your franchise.
(Exercise in futility.)
Let's get out the vote.
(Why not, you get plenty out of it.)
Don't throw away your vote.
(Don't encourage the bastards.)
Vote for me and I'll give you X.
(You mean the X you'll steal from me?)
The people have spoken.
(The people are idiots. Greedy too.)
That's just the way democracy works.
(Right up until it stops working.)
- - - - - - - - - - -Pete Ferron
